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My Dog Is A Far-Necker

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My dog is a Far-Necker.

You read that right – Far-Necker.

What is a Far-Necker?

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FAR-NECKER —-> A dog that is stretching out their neck to get their mouth as close as possible to crumbs on a table.

So says X-Man, my boyfriend’s 7-year-old son.  The conversation went something like this…

Setting:

  • Family sitting at kitchen table, just finished supper

  • I pick up dog to hold her on my lap

  • Dog spots food crumbs on table in front of X-Man and begins to stretch her neck out as far as possible, hoping to place long tongue within reach of said crumbs.

X-Man: “Heeeey! Stop being a Far-Necker!! Bella’s being a Far-Necker!!”

Me: “Huh? A Far-Necker? What the heck is a Far-Necker?”

X-Man: “Bella’s a Far-Necker.  She’s stretching her neck over the table and trying to eat my crumbs!”

So there you have it, my dog is a Far-Necker.

It’s also the word that has inspired me.  Two weeks after having that conversation, saying that word can still make me laugh.  You see, X-Man makes me laugh on a daily basis.  He’s a kid that should have been featured on a show like “Kids Say The Darndest Things”.  I only wish I had thought to start writing down his funny comments months ago.  I’d probably be able to fill a book by now!  All you parents out there…I just know you can relate!

Now, with my trusty pen in hand, or my fingers at the ready on my keyboard, I sit waiting for X-Man’s next…

“CUTE CANADIAN KID QUOTE”

And so begins a regular feature here on Canadian Blog House….

 

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  1. April 14, 2013

    journeysofthezoo

    Can’t wait to read what else he comes up with.

    My kids say funny things but lately, they are all innocent remarks about “private parts”. As in “Hi Cashier (that hasn’t yet hit puberty), do you have a [insert body part name dependant on their sex].” I think it’s hilarious. The checkout kid, not so much…

    Besos, Sarah
    Blogger at Journeys of The Zoo
    Finding Humour in Everyday Life
    journeysofthezoo at hotmail dot com

    • April 14, 2013

      Sandy

      LOL!! I’d have such a hard time not laughing on the spot! That’s hilarious, Sarah! I can just see the look of total embarrassment on the face of the poor cashier. Priceless! Thanks for reading!!

  2. April 13, 2013

    Sandy

    Heeey! There’s my other favourite dog! I will pass along your message to Bella, LOL. Thanks for stopping by!

  3. April 13, 2013

    o_canada_a

    WOOF!!!

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